After all this time he never won the sympathy of the
brothers. He often goes unnoticed like Seborga. But
he doesn't care 'cause he's indipendet and has lots of
He tries every year to enter in the Eurovision contest,
but his music is not appreciated by anyone.
The "oldest" of the family and also the richest. He
doesn't even try to help economically his brothers,
but prays for them everyday.
His best ( and only ) friend is a white dove that shits
on him everytime...when he doesn't look.
He brings always with him a lifebuoy,we still don't
No one cares about him....but he keep struggle to be recognized as the best brother.
Has few friends...all frighteningly under age.
Hates Romano and wants to possess Veneziano
Not much is known about him. Lives in a dense fog.
[has a costant boner]<---or so he says.
he's an asshole!
always covered with women.
crucifix always around his neck.
seems a harsh man but when he's alone at night cries
like a baby thinking about his life.
He can name all the saints of the calendar ( in just a swear)
he likes cooking, playing the tanburen, hit on girls
and cultivate tomatoes.
always surrounded by women and germans,
sometimes he opens his eyes just to stare in the soul
of the people.
he is enthusiast about life (but it is not mutual)
He's a pain in the ass and also a crybaby, he can eat
tons of pasta.He loves to paint and go around with his
Some people consider him a bit slow, someone
thinks that in the future he can be a perfect Serial Killer.
Romano: Veneziano what happened?
Veneziano:The Fog . The Fog is coming
Romano: ARGH THE FOG IS penetrating into the house!
Romano: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOLY SHIT
Romano: Feliciano C****t!holy shit! WHY you scream like a FAGGOT?
Veneziano: I wanted to see some TITS...I SWEAR!
I'm on this site for 2 hours and I saw only PENISES!
Romano: This is because..you are Gaaaaaaay
let me do it
Romano: watch and learn
Romano: and don't stay too close to me, fuck!
Romano and Veneziano: AAAAaaaaaaah<3
Romano: Ass! SEE? see?
Romano: Ahahaha, now let's write something...
* you: ciao Bella! you have a bootylicious bottom*
Romano: shut up maybe she'll show us her tit-
* stranger: Hola Romano! Oh, there's also Feliciano!
Do you wanna do a 3some? *
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GO TO FUCK
Venziano: The PC!
Romano: LET'S GO TO BED NOW!
Venziano: b-biut I wanted to say "hi" to Antonio and.
and... poor computeeeer
Seborga: Why the computer is on th ground?
ooooh this is that website...what the hell they were doing?
Seborga: maybe I can try as well...everyone is
Seborga: WAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa <3
TITS EVERYWHE! <3
HELLO Bombshells, HERE COMES SEBOOORGA
[the next night]
Romano: DAMN Antonio, He made me look like a
FAggot in front of my brother
Romano: I try again...
*you: Ciao Bella you have such beautiful eyes <3
stranger: Thanks <333
you: would you like to show me the rest of your beauty?*
*stranger: Show me something as well <3*
Romano: YESSSSSSSSSSSSss ( undies in his hand)
*you: do you like what you see?
stranger: Oh, Romano, you are a naughty boy<3*